I have a big baby.
There... I've said it.
I won't say he's fat though.
More like chubby.
More like Theodore from the Chipmunks.
And so... being a chubby baby, it is inevitable.
No more room. Squeezy. Squeezed.
See?
Check out his uncomfortable look.
Squeezed.
And so... I have decided. My baby's comfort and well-being is important.
A new fund has been started:
A Give-That-Baby-More-Room Fund.
All proceeds will go towards upgrading his pram. From his current Cherry QQ-sized pram to a gorgeous Mercedes one! One worthy of my baby's err... bulk and chubs!
I present to you... the Peg Perego Pliko Pramette!
So don't hesitate! Call 1800-IWannaGiveJayvonANewPram now!
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